Hehe. Been surfing since I plopped my ass in the library CBLC. Here are some Baba-type jokes I found on myspace:



Siape yang menemukan dompet kulit?
-Yang menemukan dompet kulit tersebut tolong pulangkan kepada saye.

Pintu ape yang walaupun dengan 10 org pun tak leh nak tolak?
-Pintu yang ade tulis 'TARIK'

Saya ade 3 kepala, 4 tangan dan 5 kaki...siapakah saya?
-Pembohong...

Binatang ape yang seluruh anggota tubuhnya kat kepala?
-Kutu rambut

Nenek sape jalannya meloncat-loncat?
-Neneknye si katak


Ape beza sekretari baik ngan sekretari kurang baik?
-Sekretari baik..................'Selamat pagi tuan'
-Sekretari kurang baik...........'Dah pagi ni tuan'

Tukang ape yang kalau dipanggil, die menjenguk ke atas?
-Tukang gali kubur

Nak mencari sikit punye susah, bile dah dapat buang, ape bendanya?
-Tahi hidung

Ape persamaan kain jemuran ngan telefon?
-Dua-dua kalau dah 'kringgg' bole diangkat...



Wahahaha.

Today was the last day of Analytical Lab. It just happens to be my favourite lab ever, thanks to the following reasons [in no particular order]:
1. Half of it is carried out in air-conditioned comfort.
2. It never ends later than three.
3. My lab partner is really polite, nice and friendly! Doesn't hurt that he's not ugly either.
4. He's also smart!
5. The lab reports are short and senang nak dapat A.
6. Agnes, one of the lab demonstrators, is so adorable la!
7. We get to use the coolest apparatus/equipment merepek meraban.

For example, today we used the pre-calibrated burette thingy [tak tahu nama betul, obviously], like the ones you see on CSI. TOTALLY LA. I was really happy and step matair-Danny-Messer just now. Haha.

Yeah I think that would be pretty much it. So anyway, it was SO sad as I finished up Determination of Sugars by Titrimetry, because there'll be no more nice lab partner, cute lab demonstrator, and CSI-like apparatus. And my lab partner [I know his name, just don't want to broadcast it to the world] said, "Nice working with you.." ahhh it was such a painful moment, parting with Anat Lab.

*waves sadly* Bye..




And Prof Li is so cute la. He's something like the Nanoworld lecturer, but less silly, but still as cute! Haha. Too bad tadi I was too sleepy to keep awake. Sorry dok. :S From time to time, Alfian had to say, "Ain, tulis notes!" cos he didn't bring his own, haha.

Hasn't been the greatest day pasal Baby sakit.

But was at the Tampines NYP with Nat just now for dinner, and while queueing, Haya Girl [not to be confused with Haiyah-Busuk Girl (Atikk)] walked past with her friend! And, as lesbian as it sounds, my heart leapt and I unthinkingly smiled at her. Hey, look, I'm sorry, but she is incredibly cool la! She's young and pretty and riding a Haya.

Anyways, she smiled back, and did that scrunch-up-eyes face at me. CUTENYER!

*jumps around*




Well, random photos.

Those heart-shaped chocolate kuihs I was raving about.


Uhh. Toys from my childhood. The bear yo-yo ball is SO CUTE LA.


Me and Iqah, too bad mata dier tertutup. She's adorable.


Yes that would be me in my Hallowe'en outfit yang tak menjadi.

Some general info: Babyboyyy, as referred to in my MSN nick(s), is not a real live human. It's my new bike, shared with my riding buddy.

I think I said somewhere else that I never knew something so material could bring me so much happiness.

This ownership isn't without its problems, though. But ultimately, there are payoffs. Thanks to God, my parents, Mat and Riding Buddy for everything. As well as assorted mats who've been friendly and helpful thus far. Hehe.

Raya was alright. Not exactly pulling-teeth standard, but boring as balls. This year we went to even less houses. Problem is, the guys I'm directly related to are NOT REMOTELY CUTE. And the houses that we skipped were the ones that contained the cuter, no-direct-relation guys, and therefore more possibility of cute mats. But noooo, they decided those houses were too crowded, so yeah, I spent most of the day staring into space like some well-dressed loser.

Hope everyone else had a better one.

ANYWAY. Dropped by work yesterday. Unfortch, Hady-lookalike was nowhere in sight. Boy Jiwang buat per, kan. Although he did make me a grande iced hazelnut chocolate, with pretty whipped cream, and he introed me to his friend, HAHA. Well it was nice being back at work. Macam, missed the place and everything.

Gonna be a hoop-skirted floozy for Hallowe'en. Haha! Can't wait.

It's taking for-freaking-ever to print my stupid four-page lab report!!! Argh. Darah up siol.

I have macam loads to blog about, really. My disappointing haircut that looks exactly the same as before. My beautiful beautiful baju raya which I just picked up yesterday. The adorable heart-shaped chocolate-covered biscuit kuih we made for raya. [Well, actually, all I did was to shape the foil into nice, proper hearts. But whatever.] Anyway, I wanted to bring some today and kasi The One I Go To School For, but malu, cos Alfian won't be there to mask my true intentions. Haha. So maybe after raya. If masih ada.

This morning ader cute vik-looking guy in train. Nak! Hehe. But was sleepy, mostly slept la.

[Oh I'm sorry Nat but I think those minahs ARE in science.]

Penat gilbabs.

Had another great coupla days at work. Smalam there were two mats who ordered some coffee frap and a mango tea frap. [I was doing frap.] So aku dah buat, I handed off the stuff to them and all. They accepted it, but continued standing there. Aku tak prasan until a coupla minutes later, one of them was like, "Uh, boleh taruk chocolate tak?" pointing to the mango frap. I looked at him quizzically, and he clarified, "Ntahlah, my friend lah.. Tak betul.." pointing to the second mat who was at the door. Well, you know, Just Say Yes policy, so I complied. When I turned back round with the modified drink, the second mat was the one standing there and he was blaming the FIRST mat for making the odd request. Aperje tau budak2 ni.

[<3 Hady-lookalike.]

Today a cute guy from school was at store. Dier pon suker my favourite frap! Yay balls! Well basically, banyak cute guys la. Loves cute guys. Mostly they come out at night, so aku suker jadi BS at night. Jadi BS pagi-pagi macam taik, cos you have to deal with grumpy people who haven't had their coffee fix yet. So always be BS at night. Boleh interaksi with CCDs!

Tadi Boy Jiwang used my eyeliner! TOtally! Haha. And Noel praised my calmness at the bar, *beams*! [And Naz bising-bising kat aku for checking out cute guys while on the floor. Haha.]

Yesterday I did preclosing, gilbabs betol, I reached home at around five. IN THE MORNING! Nasib baik I was able to just tido teros. Loves the adorable guys yang naik company cab too. Haha.

Fadz sent me the gambars from his camera, and here's my FAVOURITE! [Kalau kau kenal aku, you should know why.]

The Ain Awards

Contenders (in no particular order):
1. Lonerguy
2. Mamat
3. 21
4. Gigi
5. Fifi/Mikhael/The Bugiscafe guy la
6. Boy Jiwang
7. Hady-lookalike
8. Naughty Thoughts
9. PRL
10. Zat
11. Nutz
12. Lashguy
13. Yan Sayang
14. Rizal
15. Daniel
16. Scramdude
17. Bun


Nominees

Most Perfect
Lonerguy
Hady-lookalike
Nutz
21
Rizal

And the award goes to.. Hady-lookalike!

Most Missed
Yan Sayang
Zat
Nutz

Aaand the winner is.. Yan Sayang!

Most Charming
Fifi
Zat
Nutz

The winner is undoubtedly.. Zat!

Cutest [little boy]
Zat
Lashguy
Gigi

And the award goes to.. Zat! [Again!]

Cutest [model]
21
Boy Jiwang
Nutz
Yan Sayang

And the Cutest [model] is.. Nutz!

Nicest-looking
Hady-lookalike
PRL
Zat
Lashguy

And this award goes to.. PRL!

Nicest
21
Hady-lookalike
PRL
Lashguy
Rizal
Daniel

This is awarded to.. Lashguy!

Finally, the favourite award of
Current Favourite
goes to...
[come on, you knew the answer, didn't you?]
Lonerguy laaaaa!!!! <3!

[Subsidiary awards up later k? Bye.]



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Luper nak add, I have a Special Award this year that goes to RAIME for being so adorable and patient and alim and helping me pass my 2B! <3!

This'll be pretty rough around the edges--I may clean it up later or not.

Went to put downpayment yesterday. It's beginning to feel so real, and somewhat scary. Exciting, too, of course. I mean, what else could it be?

Well so anyway, was at PS after that to get Ophe's present but dangggg the killer cramps from hell struck. Ooops gtg be back soon.

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It's 3.43 p.m. now. Eh I love this Windows Vista thingy or whatever OS they're using at S10 CBLC. Pleasant-looking interface.

ANYWAY. Where was I. Ohyes the killer cramps from hell. Seriously. This happened once before. Last year, July. I was at work, and I nearly fainted, everything was spinning, and I was breaking out in a cold sweat, macam demam gitu. Even when I'm really demam that doesn't really happen. So anyway, the same thing happened yesterday la. I was writhing around in pain in the taxi. Kesian si taxi uncle. He prolly thought I was gonna give birth in his cab or smthg. So I told him to keep the change.

It's scary la. I wonder what causes these Cramps From Hell. They really make me rethink life, and everything. Ohwell so I got home, and writhed around in bed instead, berpeluh-peluh macam demam malaria or some crap. But at 5 or so, aku carik maut and decided to meet Hanom at BC anyway. I was feeling better pe.

Fifi wasn't there, much to my disappointment. But there was a cute manjen/malay/serani/entah-aper guy working. Niceee. And Najib too. He really does have a great smile. I tried the Roasted Spring Chicken. Not bad la. Nasi is abit dry though.

We went to Geylang after that, yay. It was only my third time tapi kesian Hanom, who's been there only about 9284028 times in less than a month. I got my inai done by a Nadiah Abdat, who's really nice and friendly, and as usual, macam a moving advertisement for her stall la. Everyone stopped to watch. Aperje. Every year it's the same thing.

Bumped into Bun. Twice. He was with his guy friends. The first time I said hi as usual, but the second time buat malu, cos he was just walking past, and Hanom exclaimed, "BUN!" Kalau dier exclaim nama betul orang tu takper jugak. Now he knows for sure yang aku ni giler. Garhhh.

I did quite alot of shopping. Finally got my Remp-it, a coupla Hari Raya cards, 100g of dendeng for my brother.. And a whole load of cuci mata. I love me my mats.




Anyways, was boarding the train at Paya Lebar. When I walked in, I looked at the cute mat leaning against the pole, and thought, "Aizat!" so I was macam, staring hard at him, and he looked back, but then he looked away. So I was like, Okay, maybe I was wrong.. and went to stand at some corner. Then he turned and looked at me again and I knew it was him. So cute la, dier pakai specs and I've never seen him wear them before! He said something about "rabun malam". Haha.





Finally, this morning dawned bright and early, and I was really kinda sleepy and takder-mood. But at 9 a.m., The One I Go To School For walked in! The funniest part was that 15 minutes earlier, Alfian'd given up the seat he'd reserved for him, and he told me, "Kalau **dil*** datang, dier duduk sebelah kau ah.." I never dreamed he'd be right!

Ahhhh <3..

I'm really sleepy so kena type fastfast so boleh tido ASAPPPPPP.

Work was lovelayyyyy as usual today, even though I was sleepy nak mampos at first. CCD was this hot vik-derivative guy, who sat for about an hour outside, alone. Finally he came in and ordered. And I asked him, "What size for the Java Chip Frappucino?" and he smiled and answered, "Surprise me!" I nearly died. But I kept it together. Almost reprinted his receipt as a keepsake, but I held myself back. Haha. Anyway later I walked out and it turned out he has a matair. Who's also gorgeous. Ohwell. Nak kata "crushed", dah banyak kali terjadi anyway. Haha.

After work I went to Defu with Mat, and bumped into Az! Wow she was totally the last person I expected to see there. Can't wait to go clubbing with them again.

Buka-ed at work. It was frrrreeeezing, I swear. And Dean was macam extra-hilarious today. He was telling me to suggest the Tall or Grande size instead of offering people a choice, so he said, "Stop asking them what size they want--this is not a fitting room!" Klakar kan??? Then later he was suaning Mat about Nat [again] and then he said, "Who eat the chilli will feel the spicy.." No, he seriously said that--in English. It was SOOOO funny cos I've never heard that saying translated!!!

Yeah okay that should be all I needed to say. Nites.

Am in a good mood pasal I'm really full from sahur. Had the YUMMIEST apple strudel and tiny chocolate cream puffs! [Now, I'm not a chocolate person, but chilled chocolate cream puffs are just little edible clouds of bliss, I swear.]

Oh and yesterday there was a cute guy on the bus home. Dahlah kiter pakai matching [purple top and jeans]. Dahlah dier CUTE GILER--all tall and tanned and universally good-looking. If THAT'S not enough, he turned out to live in the same block! On the fourth floor. Ahhh. I love this place, never ever wanna move!






I mean, come ON. This photo is macam so funny. The shades. The clothes. The sandals. And finally, the pose. Hahahaha.

I LOVE the tshirt in this photo. I think I was wearing it all the way till Primary Six. It was in tatters by then, but so comfy and cute! This was at my rumah lama, btw.

And yeah, I don't know why, but I always had short hair. Bodoh. If not for the skirts and dresses, you'd think I was a boy. That panda was apparently a favourite, too. I still have it around somewhere, I hope.

Gaaaa. My eyes are macam dying from the haze. And my nose isn't any better. BODOH.

Finally finished my lab report. Haha. Well, I wouldn't call it finished, seeing as I skipped one part which I totally did not get. But it looks long and messy, so jadilah. Messy cos my blue pen died halfway, so I had to use my Parker, which is thick and tembus-y, and so I had to write bigger. Again, BODOH.

Nak tido. Just now during Anat I slept again. But hey, I was the second person to arrive so you know, I deserve a break for that. Hahaha.

Yesterday I was going down memory lane again. [Hence the unfinished-till-today lab report.] It all started when my mom made me kemas my stuff la. So I stumbled on some old [that's really a relative term] photos, and was so entertained by them that I decided to look at some more. So I dug up all my kiddy photos, circa 1989. And I look so cute and innocent [don't gag, there's a point to this!] and happy in those photos, that it just made me want to cry. You know, cos I'm none of the above anymore.

Granted, there were photos where I was sulking. But you know, they were for stupid kiddy reasons. Like one of them was taken in the hospital when my brother was born. In the photo, I'm standing, looking pointedly down at my shoes, because my mom wouldn't let me carry my baby brother. In the next photo, it's like I gave birth to him myself! I was sitting on the chair, carrying Zul, grinning with cheeks fit to burst.

It's just sad, how life is no longer like that for me. And how I lost my innocence and my smile.

Oh but it's interesting how some parts of me haven't changed. Me posing with my vanity kit. Me posing with my new dress. Me posing with some tarian pose. Basically, me posing. Hahaha.

Met my new neighbours yesterday. Well, technically, I just met the mother, cos the rest were standing outside. But judging from her alone, they seem nice. Haha. And she's a MILF! And so friendly and stuff. Doesn't seem to have any sons though. BODOH nyer bapak nyer sperm.

Okay nak catch some shut-eye before nanoworld lecture later. Tata.

My day off didn't start so great pasal Dodol woke up late. And I mean late. After 2 p.m. I just gave up and watched TV while clearing out my junk. [My sister's moving back so the entire study room has to be converted into a room for my brother, which means the new study room will be the balcony, which means I have to clear my four drawers of junk currently stored there. It's a real bitch, because I'm such a packrat/hoarder. So siler faham.]

Anyway he called round 5.45, so I met him at Somerset after buka. Problem was, he was half-an-hour late. Aku dah bingit giler babi. I msged him, "Are you freaking kidding me? I've been waiting for half an hour!" I swear, dier kalahkan Fan sometimes, punctuality-wise.

Well by the time dier sampai there was nothing to do, so we hung out at SB-OP [?], where Sue was working, so I got my first partner's discount! So exciting sia! Plus there was a cute guy working there. No, really, he's adorable. Dier buat frap tak sedap, but who cares. Haha. He's 19, she says. Cute laaa. Tak friendly, though. Ohwell. Shy, gaknyer. Plus there was a cute customer outside, duduk sorang2, tgh blajar marketing or something. Wow la.

In the end kiter gi Geylang, with Dayah and Zahdan! But you know, Sunday night, so macam mendak sikit ah. Well, at least it was less hot. I wanna buy Remp-it, Sepet, and Gubra. Hmm. Tunggu gaji ah.

Ngantuk. It's very hard to function on only two hours of sleep. But yesterday wasn't too bad, I suppose. Farid wasn't as annoying. I think pasal dier lapar, or something. [Not that dier puasa.] Yeah and I did bar with him for awhile, he wasn't setan so it was cool.

Takder any cute guys, I think. BORING. But then again, I wasn't in the mood, really, so takper. Visited Dayah as usual, and bumped into Natasha [Bahajaj] with her boy. He's so cute la. Macam budak kecik. And loving the concept.




The armchair in my room is now gone, replaced by some lame-ass vanity thingy. BODOH. I just want to kick it to pieces. I miss my armchair.

Totally smashed.

I was supposed to end work at midnight, but it kinda stretched till 130!!! And if I wanted to take the cab home, I'd have to wait till 3-plus!!! So I just Night-Rider-ed back. Thank you, SMRT.

Well I reached home at 315, anyways. But I was staggered by the number of cute mats in the bus! Woohoo! Tak sia-sia aku naik laaa.

Aaaaand speaking of cute guys, today there were a couple of them at store, and they ordered frap. So aku, yang fortunately ada di frap area, made them the drinks, with extra loving care! I love it when I'm in a position to macam, give extra frills. Usually I like to put extra scoops of chips, tapi tadi takder, so I settled for putting gobs of beautifully-swirled whipped cream on both drinks. Then I presented it to them, in my sweetest voice and most winning smile. <3!

Bar test was weird. Pasal it happened at around midnight. And about four people were crowded round me at the bar, watching. And Dean was sitting outside, and when I made the perfect foam all by myself, Joseph went all the way out to Dean with the milk pitcher to macam, show it off. Giler, I swear. And in the end tak habis. Short of six drinks, actually. Or five. Cos I made Dean a drink too. Entahlah.

What matters is, I'm using the white punch-card now! TOtally!

Anyways, I gotta work AGAIN later at ten in the morning. Which means I effectively get two hours of sleep. Or less, depending on my giler bodily functions. Just felt like checking in.

Just wanted to check in and announce that my baby dah sembuh!!! But still slow macam nak mampos. So laptop guy said that I have to back up the data and send it back to him for reformatting. Yups.

Malas though, so will prolly do it next week.

Okay bye!

Just thought Baba might like to know that Se-lim's real name is the same as that of her co-secretary in 3J Junior!!!

Hahaha.

Gaaa being at bar is so stressful, I swear. And I really think I'm secretly pissing people off by being so slowpoke. "Secretly" because they're too nice to come right out and say it.

Oooh and one customer said to me, "You have nice eyes.."!!! When I hastened to inform him they were fake, he macam, clarified that he was talking about their shape! SO COOL. And since I didn't go for plastic surgery or whatever merepek meraban, it means they're all-natural!

Sorry aku giler. After work I bumped into Rachel [Balota] and Amira outside. Wow I swear Rachel is still the same after all these years! Minus the braces la.

Yeah and after buka I went to sleep. Yay!

I am SO sleepy, it's affecting my mood. Tak caya tanyer Gamar, who was greeted by my black face this morning. I swear, it's not like I did anything strenuous yesterday, or some similar shit.

But yeah yesterday I was tired too. Sleeping every chance I could get. And Lonerguy<3 made an appearance during lecture, and was his funny adorable self. He really is cute. Takleh angkat, really.

After lecture I went to BC to meet Hanom for dinner. So much for "I'll come early and chope place" kan Hanom? In the end aku yang sampai dulu. When I walked in, Gross-Haired Guy smiled at me and said hi, so I said hi back. And Fifi, who was at the espresso machine, smiled and said to me, "Lama tak jumpa/datang!" I was SOOOOO wowed! It's been a long time since he spoke to me directly. Anyway I replied, "Busy ah!" and he was like, "Busy.."

Alah dier comel.

Anyway today's the tenth, which actually means it's supposed to be the pre-awards show. But I've been so freaking tired, plus, my bar test is this Saturday, so macam, I'll postpone the pre-awards la. Paling-paling, I'll just combine the two on the same day.

What was on the menu yesterday: Tuna deck, with a side order of fries and tartar sauce, ILT, plus apple crumble topped with vanilla-ice cream. Omg the apple crumble was to die for! It had macam, mysterious bits of coconut embedded within, and basically I was just terkencinging of bliss all the way.

Oh and afterwards, Hanom and I were walking to the Natlib bus stop, and this macam, hot feringhee guy, who'd been walking behind us, walked past us and turned, smiled and said, "Hi." We were sungguh terharu!!!

Well. Gotta go finish up my BLJ. For the record, the day got a bit better because clearly, I didn't end lab at five. I was one of the earlier ones, yay! Loves my independent efficiency.

Balik rumah nak tidoooooooooooo.

Bye!

I did POS at work yesterday morning. Stress giler babs sey. I was actually sweating in the airconditioned store. MAMPOS. But it was alright, I guess.

Farid and Khai were bullying me yesterday. Dahlah si Farid perli aku pasal Friendster--Dean was saying to me, "Remember to show me ah.." and I was like, "Show you what?" and Farid interjected, "Takkan nak suruh tunjuk Friendster kau kan.." Sheesh! Yeah then I was innocently sitting in the back room talking to Ophe and Farid was screaming at us to be quiet, then later he came and attacked my hair with the SKU gun. And aku ingat si Khai nak tolong or whatever, but NO, he peeled off one of the tags and stuck it on my forehead.

To think I thought I was giler.

After work Mat and I went to the Kampong Glam Bazaar! There's a chendol stall with ALL-CUTE guys working. Oh and there was a bunch of hot CD mats buying buka stuff too. <3! Bumped into a coupla people--Naz[urah] with whom I assume is her boyfriend, and Mastura, who was macam buka-ing at the sidewalk. Haha.

Ohyeah and then I was still hanging round work at about 9ish, so I was like talking to Din and stuff, and then one of his friends joined us, and she said hi to me la. GUESS WHO IT WAS, BABA! It was Se-lim [obviously not her real name], and she's been working at SB-Lido since my JC days, at least. Wow. And you know, she's surprisingly nice. But like Mat says, everyone has their nice side la.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

About guys, Turned ON, OFF, or DC (Don't care)

Is taller than you: ON
Is shorter than you: OFF
Wears braces: DC
Has blue eyes: DC
Has green eyes: ON
Has hazel eyes: ON
Brown eyes: DC
Drinks alcohol: OFF
Wears glasses: ON
Smokes: OFF
Plays sports: ON
Smiles a lot: ON
Calls you just to say Hi: ON
Compliments you: ON
Good dancer: ON
Wears jewelry: DC
Smiles when you walk in the room: ON
Has brown hair: DC
Has Black hair: DC
Has [fake] blonde hair: ON
Has red hair: OFF
Makeup: OFF
Can make you laugh at any given moment: ON
Loyal: ON
Plays guitar: ON
Plays drums: ON
Sing: ON
He's buff (muscles): ON
He can draw: ON
Easily jealous: OFF
Doesn't eat meat: OFF
Doesn't eat vegetables: ON
Has a tattoo: DC
Has a lip ring: OFF
Has tongue ring: DC

Waiting for Nat to finish her Nanoworld tutorial so I decided to do a short one.

You don't know my name!!!!!

I'll leave that to y'all to figure out, yes? Because I don't want another situation to arise where people takder kerja and google their name, and then land on my blog and read flattering accounts of them in my life. But suffice to say that my Friday morning became that much more fun, and life had more meaning, at least for those three-and-a-half hours.

I told you, loves making new friends. Espesh when it's someone you've been wanting to befriend for a whole year, and then some.

I'm also sick, btw. Sneezed about five times in as many minutes, in the warm sunshine. [Cepat, cepat, where's that last line from?] I am SO GONNA DIE at work later. BODOH. I hate being sick. Espesh when I can't even minum air to ease the feeling.

OhYAAA completely forgot that I wanted to buka McDonald's today. Damn. And I don't think sempat beli before work later. Yargh. Ohwell. Nanti tengoklah camne.

Nak terkencing. [And so much for "short one". Haha.]

Just dropping by again, before I go for inorg lect. I printed some photos today, yay! And I made TWO copies of that photo on my phone wallpaper. <3 adorable boys with soft-giler-nak-mampos hair and deeply tanned skin and heart-melty smiles.

Yup. No hebat guys in the train, unfortch. Ohwell.

OHYAH now I remember what I wanted to blog about. WHAT issit with guys thinking I'm the Queen of MoS or something? In less than one week, TWO guys have messaged me asking questions about whether they let in guys wearing three-quarters; and what's the age limit for guys, respectively. Sejak biler bapak aku own MoS ni? Pergilah tanyer orang lain! Just because I used to go there every week does NOT make me the resident expert on MoS.

[Or maybe I'm just really mad cos these guys are going during bulan Ramadhan. Look, I already SAID that I have standards. And they include NOT clubbing during the holy month.]

Ok bye!

[Just remembered this.]

Nat [while in the bus, passing by some scaffolding thingies]: I wonder what those erections are for..

MTP count today was two, i think. it was SO funny cos wawa hates guys who tak puasa too! so when one of them came to the counter and order entah-aper, wawa asked me loudly, "eh, tanyer mat dier buka puasa kat sini tak?"

and later she was doing trash detail with farina, and there was a table with the same guys la, so she loudly proclaimed, "wow lagi lapan minit dah bole buka!!" SO FUNNY la.

ntah apasal eh, wednesday pun boleh ada slam. i was going nuts. thank God for naz. haha. great thing about slams, more customers yang HEBAT!

oooohh and i bought a new pair of work shoes. ACTUAL shoes this time, a pair of rowley XL3s. i LOVE them soooo much, penat2 aku drag my mom to tampines and then parkway parade to get them k. SO lawarrrrrrr. yay!

yesterday was pretty fun. i sat next to yanti during the test, thankfully, cos i was macam eating fries supreme for buka. hahaha. when it's your friend, you're less inclined to feel malu.

the test was shitty but hey, no big surprise, because after i printed notes yesterday, i went to the sixth level and promptly fell asleep. i was SO tired. then i forced myself to wake up and wade through at least the tutorials before i went to pray at six.

i don't understand why school is more draining than work. padahal you work longer hours, and you don't get to sit down!

so i'm skipping physical chem today, because i really really pity my big liquid brown/black eyes. hahahaha.

i reached iftar just as it ended, bodoh. but i wasn't there for the food/people/whatever, just wanted to meet atikk and the rest, cos it HAS been a whole mid-sem break since i last saw some of them. for others, tak kisahlah eh. and that includes the firdaus-lookalike. sorry, but by association, you're evil too.

we went to hazwani afterwards, where horis, zahdan and ghaz already were. AAAAND the cutest policeman did 2849361 walk-throughs! and surprised me by being manjen when i mati-mati thought he was malay! ooooh and there was this macam, almost-fight between two mat karats, which escalated into quite a loud fuss, and then terbawak-bawak to the pavement outside hazwani, where they both realised that they actually knew each other previously. or whatever. so the [gagap] troublemaker asked one of the hazwani guys for pen and paper, and i think they exchanged contacts.

my question is, what happened to good old handphones?

went home with zahdan, and there was this cute guy in the train with GREAT sideburns. i LOOOOVE great sideburns. they rockkkkkkkkk.

just checking in, cos i <3 blogging. haha. in scilipssss now, having finished lab early [yay!], so i just berhari-raya and printed practically ALL my notes, now i have to get like two more printing cards. but hey it's SO fun!

okay. gonna go study nano now byeeeee.

decided not to go for anat lect because.. well because i'm a bum. NOLAH it's like there's no more paper to print notes on! so macam, i refuse to sit there nodding off because i have nothing to copy notes on! [and yes i know i won't be going for lecture tomorrow either, so why don't i at least go today, to sort of even things out, but i'm so tireddd and last night when i tried to sleep early, all sorts of weirdos called and msged me, BISING tau!]

should have just turned off my phone.

went to YIH yesterday to collect my baby, and he told me he'd changed the motherboard and all the data was intact, so i turned it on, and my pretty wallpaper was like waving at me from the screen, but then, as the laptop guy walked away, my baby went blank on me!!! i was SOOOO sad. baru keluar, kena masuk balik. so i sat around while he tried to figure out the problem, but since he couldn't, he said, he'd try and look at it again. which means i have to come back another day.

but it wasn't a total loss, cos while i was waiting there, this cute serani-vik [with a girlfriend] asked me how long i'd been waiting, how many service guys there were, etc. thank God for girlfriends yang takleh send their laptops for servicing on their own.

AND while i was crossing the road to the bus stop, there was a scrambler that went past me. i was standing at the centre line, so i just checked it [and him] out. and he smiled at me! so i realised it was lonerguyyyyyy. well, it was either him or some cute random scrambler mat. but he came for lecture in the same white tshirt so of course it was him. <3

okay and finally, i'm really sad because i REALLY can't print anything because we have no more paper! ARGH. and i have about two or three sets of lecture notes to print so i can actually STUDY for the test that's happening tonight! sucksasss.

smalam kiter gi tengok bikes!!! it was pretty cool. malu though, so i let dodol do all the talking. aku tukang "smile and nod your head" jer. hahaha. actually my favourite would have to be that 4.2k red number at jalan besar. yelah i know it's mahal. but it looks goooooooood. well. still gots to survey more shops, i guess.

i broached the subject of 2A bikes to my mom, and thank GOD she's not freaking out over it. it's contingent to my safe riding on the roads though. kalau accident or whatever merepek, it's byebye 2A la.

bumped into fahmi at the orchard bus stop, and NOW i know how to get to valley point YAY.

i swear dodol has so many friends, it's hard to macam just walk without him bumping into someone he knows. then he'll macam start talking to them and we have to stand there while they look at us weirdly. or whatever.

and we bumped into bun, kat far east [again], with his matair [again]. i was quite crushed. he looked so devastatingly cute! but it was almost buka so takleh bebual panjang, i guess. omg bun, i wish you would just stop walking around with your girlfriend! it hurts!

also saw mamat [!!!] at far east, with HIS girlfriend. one of those fair malay girls. wow mamat, rocking the shorter hair! but sedih cos now it means ALL the cool guys in chem have girlfriends. [will not bother to list them since there's only three.]

we were in the bus to pasir ris when the guy sitting infront of us started playing with some flippy metal tool thingy. so we started looking at him. apparently it's some CD nyer benda-bendaan la. so we were macam, just talking, and dodol went, "i wonder which station he's from.." padahal the guy TAK PAKAI earphones or whatever, so he macam, turned, and answered his question!!! i nearly died of shock and embarrassment. they proceeded to spend the WHOLE bus ride talking about CD stuff. cute la the guy. he's with tampines fire station, which, you know, is in charge of pasir ris fire post. yaaa and his dad's name is the same as mine, TOtally laaa, and he looks manjen giler, speaks like one too, until he lapses into a torrent of malay, or the odd word or two, and it's SO CUTE to hear him speak malay! haha. okay whatever. it's not like he'd give two shits about me.

yupyup. that was yesterday. quite excited about the whole bike thing. *jumps around*

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ohyes luper nak add. MTP count was 16!!! beribunyerr!!