I COMPLETELY and UTTERLY forgot about the Ain Awards this year, and no one bothered to remind me! Some friends! Now I'm nearly a month overdue, and there's not even been any hype or publicity about this. BAH. Okay sorry aku giler.

The Hitlist
1. Tiger
2. Yummy Arms
3. Gab
4. Faz
5. Juju
6. Wawan
7. Barak
8. Ims
9. Zul
10. Telefon
11. Alfie
12. Adib
13. Firdaus
14. Eril
15. Irish Creme Guy
16. New Loner Guy


Most Perfect
Barak
Adib
New Loner Guy

This one has gotta be Adib, hands-down. The utter hotness of him is mind-boggling. He's Malay with exotic looks, great hair, great skin, great bod.. Speaks well.. Dresses even better.. Need I say more?


Most Missed
Tiger
Telefon
Irish Creme Guy

It's a tough fight between Tiger and Irish Creme Guy, but I'd have to irrationally say Tiger. Even though it's only been less than a week since I last saw his face.


Most Charming
Gab
Juju
Firdaus


Uhhh.. Well I'd have to say Juju cos he has a funny way of making sure I never stay mad at him for too long.

Cutest [Little Boy]
Faz
Wawan
Firdaus

Alamak this is macam so obvious. It's gotta be Faz with his big hands and big calves and big butt and megawatt smile and endless library of funny faces and pouts!


Cutest [Model]
Tiger
Yummy Arms
Barak
Adib

Siapa nak menang this one? I can't decide, I really can't. It's viewer's choice! I'll survey my friends but conclude this at a tie for now.


Nicest-looking
Faz
Wawan
Eril
Ims

People are gonna disagree with me here, but I'll have to say it's Ims pasal I was captured by his amazing baik-looking smile the moment I set my eyes on him. Yey Ims!


Nicest
Faz
Ims
Barak

The nicest of the lot has to be Barak, because he's sooooo handsome yet he talked conversationally to me anyway. Yey Barak!


Current Favourite
Tiger
Gab
Firdaus
Eril
Ims

I would have to say this is quite obvious, and orang bodoh pun will know who the winner of this category is. It is, of course, without a doubt, my beloved Tiger!!!


Subsidiary Awards:

Okay, first up, we have the James Bond Revolver which goes to the hottest old guy! It's been jointly awarded to 27-year-old Yummy Arms and 30-year-old Gab, for being the hottest abang-abangs I've seen in forever! Woohoo!

Next, the Justin Timberlake Fedora is awarded to Eril, only the cutest guy I've ever seen don that topi in my whole career at Starbucks! Haha.

I have the Christina Award, awarded only to the rarest of the rare. Very few manjen guys make the cut to look like a Malay dude while retaining his unique identity, so Irish Creme Guy is the winner with his delicious tan, biteable body, and adorable tiny eyes!

Finally, but no less important an honour, I have the Superboy Cape, awarded to the guy who can blend irresistible kiddy charm with just the right amount of mature manliness! It goes to Mr. Crinkly Eyes himself, Firdaus!

Woohoo! Awards are over! Let's hit the after-party! Okay aku giler. Hope everyone enjoyed this, because I managed to spit it out through sleepy blackened eyes that have only had one hour of sleep. :P

Time for..

The Ain Awards 2007

I shall dispense with the award descriptions because everyone knows them by now.

The Hitlist [in no order of merit]
1. Lonerguy
2. MBBK
3. Cute Boy
4. Thomas France
5. Spinelli's guy
6. PRL
7. Daanish
8. Awun
9. A'an
10. Khai
11. Hafez
12. My Mechanic
13. Rizal
14. Caramel Brother #1 [frap]
15. Caramel Brother #2 [bar]


Most Perfect
Nominees:
Lonerguy
Thomas France
Awun

And the winner is.. Awun, just because he's talldarkhandsome, supercool and speaks English.



Most Missed
Cute Boy
Awun
Hafez

This goes to.. Awun again, sorry. I used to see him at work all the time and now I DON'T! It's just sad.




Most Charming
Lonerguy
Cute Boy
Spinelli's guy
Rizal

This goes to Cute Boy pasal dia pandai ambik hati sampai dia meremukkan hatiku yang fragile ini, such that it took me longer to get over him than Amin.




Cutest [Little Boy]
MBBK
A'an
Hafez

The winner is undoubtedly A'an, with his short stature and funny teeth and kiddy mannerisms. Yey. Ignore the tattoos.



Cutest [Model]
Lonerguy
Thomas France
Daanish

Daanish wins, because he looks like Utt!




Nicest-looking
PRL
Khai
My Mechanic

My Mechanic is the nicest-looking one of all! All that dyed hair and strong arms and innocent handsome face. I *heart* you, Ah-Long!



Nicest
Spinelli's guy
PRL
Khai

And this award goes to PRL for being so adorably-nice every time I see him. Inviting me to join him even though he's with his friends, being all polite and cute, he rawkssss.




Current Favourite
Lonerguy
Awun [even though dier dah lama menghilang]
Khai

I regret to say that Current Favourite has been held over this year due to emotional complications.




Subsidiary Awards:

The Siren's Apron award, given to the cutest partner I know personally, goes to Rizal of course. Haha.

Second Sun in the Morning goes to the first person who makes my day most frequently, i.e. Spinelli's guy!!!

The Captain Green Daun is awarded to MBBK for being the cutest, friendliest, cheekiest cleaner-supervisor I know.

Playa of the Year award goes to Cute Boy for building me up, just to break me down.

The Queer Eye for the Straight Guy I bequeath to Lonerguy for always noticing everything about me, i.e. gold dust, bracelet, jeans, etc.

The Siren's Tail award, given to the cutest customers I love, this year jointly awarded to the Caramel Brothers [who aren't really brothers after all]!

Finally, the Dunlopillo award goes to my favourite walking human pillow, Khai!



And that's the end of another year of cute, remarkable guys who have made my life less boring by that much. Thank you for tuning in and I hope we meet again next year in good health and happiness.